Poem by ostrichlittledungeon Intro guitar by dragonChaser Backing track by yazshu Narrator voiced by Bambosh Donald Trump voiced by Griever Toby Fox voiced by XenoZane Receptionist voiced by yazshu Track art by yazshu and dick2bombs (+mira I guess but he only did the sticker) mp3 download: drive.google.com/file/d/0B4rkTJKyQCJSemtOUHZDTzNqNEk/view?usp=sharing lyrics NARRATOR One bright summer morning in mid-to-late June Our president Trump was whistling a tune As he whistled a tune with his tongue long and thick With his tongue long and thick he sucked quick on his dick RECEPTIONIST Mister Trump, your royal highness, your bath is installed You may take a bath now NARRATOR His receptionist called TRUMP I will take a bath later, whenever I please Or I guess if I can’t stand the smell of dick cheese Which I usually can, I’ve smelt cheese all my life It’s smelt oft on me and it’s smelt on my wife RECEPTIONIST TMI NARRATOR They said then as they sat at their desk They were used to Trump’s ravings both mad and grotesque But a knock on the door interrupted their thoughts And a grunt could be heard followed by three gunshots RECEPTIONIST Who’s there? NARRATOR The receptionist, with bravery unknown Asked quickly to cover a loud D-Trump moan FOX ‘Tis I NARRATOR Came a voice from behind the large door FOX ‘Tis I, Toby Fox, on the tiled White House floor. RECEPTIONIST It’s not actually tiled— FOX I don’t care NARRATOR Fox replied FOX If this floor isn’t tiled by tomorrow you’re fried I’m here to consort with the president Trump He expected my hands on his flabby royal rump Let me into his room. I can hear his moans now TRUMP Come to me, Toby Fox. With your cock you must plow Straight into my buttocks FOX I think that you’ll find If you spread his cheeks open and look deep inside A mysterious number repeated aplenty That happens to be seven hundred and twenty NARRATOR Fox’s stature was short, at least shorter than Trump’s But he entered the room and grabbed Trump’s juicy rumps He’d gained plenty of knowledge about how to screw When rapidly he’d produced Undertale Two And his address was leaked, his identity grabbed And he sold his own body till it bruised and it scabbed But no matter, for Fox was intrepid as fuck A better man now, having gone through the muck He inserted his groin into Trump’s waiting hole FOX Ugh, I should’ve waited before selling my soul To that damned Andrew Hussie, for here is a swan In the form of a chubby bald manwhore named Don TRUMP I’m a naughty boy, Toby. Just before you came in I was licking so gently my very foreskin Those acts which I lovingly call my self-fucks For which I got a small loan of a million bucks To increase my skin volume to make myself thick For you know this thick dick used to be small and sick FOX I got fifty one thousand, considerably less But what I did, dear Trump, I do have to confess Was I made a great game that the Pope even got (MatPat’s my disciple whom I’ve often taught) So I think that my prowess is greater than yours Plus you’re the one under my dick on all fours NARRATOR He slid in and then out. The receptionist stared As Trump’s greatest moment was live on Twitch aired For who was nearby and propped up on one knee Naught but a cameraman named Andrew Hussie credits released August 1, 2016 References "Gabe the Dog" sound effects, Glock sound effects from Counter-Strike: Source, "The Star Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key, a knocking sound effect (www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNRbHnLSqs), and "Megalovania" and "Dogsong" by Toby Fox https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nsfw